Every professor holds a captain’s license, at least one scar, and a strong opinion about rope.
Steers the college and, on Mondays, the entire fleet. Has never been lost. Once argued with a current and won.
Verified by Admiralty
Grades, supervises, and occasionally eats the answer sheets. Salaried in sunflower seeds and red chilies since 1848.
Certified by The Crew
Lost a leg to a broadside in 1698. Teaches astrolabe calculations in squalls with the remaining one, mostly.
Compass Master
Has never missed a naval target at 400 fathoms. Has also never missed a grade deadline in 34 seasons.
Master Gunner
Maps uncharted islands that lie, shift, or disappear at low tide. The Crew calls his sea routes "promises."
Grand Cartographer
Veteran of sixty typhoons. Commands forty fathoms of hemp rope in gale winds blindfolded. Professor Feather's handler.
Rigging Admiral
Cook of record. Salt beef served three ways. Her grog recipe and spicy chili stew are collegiate secrets with 372 holders.
Galley Commander
Counts 37,000 doubloons nightly behind triple iron portcullises. Has counted them. Will count them again. Stand back from the safe.
Bursar SealHover over any photograph to steady the rope and inspect the lecture deck.
All Quartermasters hold deck hours: Tuesday and Thursday tides, on whichever deck is least currently on fire.
Professor Feather’s deck hours are whenever he lands. The Crew have learned to read his moods the way the weather is read: by the feathers.
Appointment policy: the sea sets the appointment. If the sea cancels, the Quartermaster is delighted; you are rescheduled to "whenever the sea feels like it."
— Fleetmaster Aldric "Grimtide" Crane, DeanInterviews held on the bowsprit, at dusk, in a moderate breeze. Bring your nerve.