Faculty

Quartermasters

Every professor holds a captain’s license, at least one scar, and a strong opinion about rope.

The Harbor ☠ Quartermasters
Fleetmaster Aldric Grimtide Crane

Aldric "Grimtide" Crane

Dean of the Fleet · Flagship Master

Steers the college and, on Mondays, the entire fleet. Has never been lost. Once argued with a current and won.

Verified by Admiralty
Professor Feather III

Prof. Feather, III

Chair of Parrot Linguistics

Grades, supervises, and occasionally eats the answer sheets. Salaried in sunflower seeds and red chilies since 1848.

Certified by The Crew
Prof. Marlow One-Leg Vance

Marlow "One-Leg" Vance

Navigation · Educate & Plunder

Lost a leg to a broadside in 1698. Teaches astrolabe calculations in squalls with the remaining one, mostly.

Compass Master
Prof. Isla Blackbeard

Prof. Isla Blackbeard

Heavy Artillery · The Broadside

Has never missed a naval target at 400 fathoms. Has also never missed a grade deadline in 34 seasons.

Master Gunner
Dr. Corvus Quill

Dr. Corvus Quill

Cartography · Buried Alive

Maps uncharted islands that lie, shift, or disappear at low tide. The Crew calls his sea routes "promises."

Grand Cartographer
Capt. (ret.) Rosa Flint

Capt. Rosa Flint

Rigging & Spars · The Tightrope

Veteran of sixty typhoons. Commands forty fathoms of hemp rope in gale winds blindfolded. Professor Feather's handler.

Rigging Admiral
Mrs. Marigold Oat

Mrs. Marigold Oat

The Galley · Food, Provisions & Grog

Cook of record. Salt beef served three ways. Her grog recipe and spicy chili stew are collegiate secrets with 372 holders.

Galley Commander
Brother Anchor

Brother Anchor

Keeper of the Vault · High Bursar

Counts 37,000 doubloons nightly behind triple iron portcullises. Has counted them. Will count them again. Stand back from the safe.

Bursar Seal
Where Outdoor Lectures Happen

Suspended From the Rigging

Hover over any photograph to steady the rope and inspect the lecture deck.

Where the outdoor lectures happen - Gale Navigation
Where the Outdoor Lectures Happen Dept. of Navigation · Gale Force III
High-Tide Lecture Deck in Tempest
High-Tide Lecture Deck Astrolabe Drills in 40-Knot Squalls
Lower Gun Deck Lecture Hall
The Gun Deck Classroom Berth 2: Artillery & Broadside Ethics
Night Astronomy & Signal Tower
Lighthouse Signal Post Nocturnal Astronomy & Beacon Physics

Deck Hours (Office Hours)

All Quartermasters hold deck hours: Tuesday and Thursday tides, on whichever deck is least currently on fire.

Professor Feather’s deck hours are whenever he lands. The Crew have learned to read his moods the way the weather is read: by the feathers.

Appointment policy: the sea sets the appointment. If the sea cancels, the Quartermaster is delighted; you are rescheduled to "whenever the sea feels like it."

— Fleetmaster Aldric "Grimtide" Crane, Dean

Study Under a Captain (and a Parrot)

Interviews held on the bowsprit, at dusk, in a moderate breeze. Bring your nerve.

Professor FeatherChief QA Officer · peck for a clue